June 23, 2002
Hello Everyone,
Thank you all for visiting my website! My name is Karyn, I'm really nice, and I'm asking for your help! Bottom line is that I have this huge credit card debt and I need $20,000 to pay it off. All I need is $1 from 20,000 people, or $2 from 10,000 people, or $5 from 4,000 people - you get the picture. So if you have an extra buck or two, please send it my way! Together, we can banish credit card debt from my life!
HERE'S THE DEAL...
I'm a girl in my late twenties who lives in Brooklyn, New York. Over the last few years I've run up quite a credit card bill... let me tell YOU! $20,221.40 to be exact. OUCH! Maybe it was too many morning lattes that pushed me over the edge, maybe it was the Prada pumps that I bought on eBay (They were only $100 - a STEAL!) Who knows! My debt just got larger and larger, and here I am today with a huge monthly payment.
TOGETHER WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE!
You see, I'm done with my frivolous ways. I've stopped buying designer clothes. I've stopped using department store products. I decided that I really DO like Oil of Olay. It really DOES work just as well... And Old Navy is actually kind of cool... I've done my part, now I need you to do yours. I believe that this world is a good place, and if someone needs help, then they should ask for it.
SO I'M ASKING...
Please help me pay my debt. I am nice. I am cheery. I am the girl at the office that MAKES YOU SMILE. I didn't hurt anyone by spending too much money. I was actually HELPING OUT THE ECONOMY. Give me $1, give me $5 - Hell, give me $20 if you feel like it! I promise that everything you give me will go towards paying off my debt.
WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU, YOU ASK?
It's normal that one should ask this question. I'll be honest... nothing is really in it for you. But I do believe in Karma. If you help me, then someday someone might help you when you need it. SO HELP ME, and maybe someday, I'll be able to help you.
AND TO THE IRS...
Yes I'll report everything I make as income. I'm honest - sometimes too honest, but I believe in honesty!
XOXO,
Karyn
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